Commentary

Baz: "Storm's dying down." Nova: "How can you tell?" Baz: "Not as many sharks flying around." Baz Hogan and Nova Clarke in Sharknado (2013) .

The Market’s Wishlist Is Not The Fed’s Agenda. “Yeah... That’s not going to happen.” – Phil, The Hangover (2009)

Lloyd: "I’m just saying, it’s a one-in-a-million chance." Harry: "So you’re telling me there’s a chance?" Dumb and Dumber (1994)

If you've seen the movie, Ace delivers this with total confidence on his way into something that is clearly about to go sideways, and the bravado is the whole joke.

April was the snapback. The S&P 500 gained 12.72% for the month and 9.95% quarter-to-date, erasing the early-year drawdown to put the index up 5.17% YTD and 31.33% over the trailing year.

60% of the time, it works every time. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

You’ve fallen victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this; never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!

While the equity market has felt to some like it may have been beaten with a reed in a burlap bag, the headline numbers don't always tell the full story.

Not every headline is a turning point. Some are just Hawaiian Shirt Day.